Redshift

Okay, since the day Nintendo’s Wii came out, people have been reporting that the wrist straps on their wiimotes are snapping, and therefore sending the controller flying at their oh-so-shitty TVs.

I’ve heard reports that a 7 year old girl playing wii bowling chucked the controller so hard that the strap snapped in half and hit her dad’s rear-projection tv, therefore breaking it. Heres what i don’t get: How can a 7 year old put so much force behind that throw to snap the strap, and crack the tv? The remote would have lost quite a bit momentum after the strap broke, and while it may have hit the tv , it would have been off clourse, and wouldn’t have enough momentum to actually slam hard enough into the tv and crack the glass as bad as the pictures i’ve seen show… not unless this guy has his little girl on steroids or he intentionally fucked with the strap so he could sue nintendo… I call Shenanigans!!!!!!!

I’ve also seen vids of people intentionally NOT wearing the wrist strap (because it ‘feels odd’) and chucking a wiimote like a tennis racket as hard as they can at a plasma tv when you see constant reminders to put the strap on everywhere in the system… what I’m getting at is: Some people are just fucking retards. And so ends my rant.